Me: Haven't you heard of Mary, Mary Quite Contrary, how does your garden grow? You know...silver bells and cockle shells, and pretty maids all in a row?
Taite: Who would grow taco shells in their garden??
Reece: It's not like taco shells were the weirdest thing in her garden. Hello? Bells and maids?
Taite: I wish we could grow a maid.
I can't make this stuff up, folks!